happenstanc3

This was a promt from someone months ago, actually.

Ohno is a Victorian age vampire and Ninomiya is the priest he's had his eye on

"Why did you do that?" the vampire whined, looking down at his now wet shirt with a somewhat affronted frown.

"It's holy water," Ninomiya offered slowly. "You are supposed to drop dead now. Or preferably thirty seconds ago."

The vampire blinked at him. "I'm not Christian."

"Oh," Ninomiya said, and resisted the urge to facepalm. "Of course you aren't. Just my fucking luck."

"Won't God mind the swearing?" the vampire asked, sounding intrigued.

Ninomiya shrugged. "God who?"

The vampire gave him a slow, sweet smile with just a hint of fang, and Ninomiya knew right then and there that this was the start of a wonderful relationship.

... what? Idek.

HI, I AM BACK. o/

I blame still_ciircee for reminding me of the awesome that is Black & White. Totally freaking out about the movie(!!!) sequel even though "summer of 2010" couldn`t sound farther away.

Cheng Nuo x Lan Xi Ying (and sort of Wu Ying Xiong x LXY) - PG-13
spoilers: up to the final episode
(Nuo is commonly known as Sexy Psycho Assassin Boy, since not many bothered to memorize his name the one time it was mentioned.)

( Lan Xi Ying remembers everything. )

Xiao Ma x Chen Lin - PG
spoilers: `til the end, baby

( She`s pale and lovely in all black, her small frame the perfect bridge between Wu Ying Xiong and Chen Zai Tian. Some things just never change. )

Good luck in the army, Hwichan & Lio!
At least you guys will be done with that shit while you're still young.

Good luck on your stage play, Ryu!
I'm glad you finally get to do what you've always wanted to.

Good luck on your solo career, Taehwa!
I know you won't disappoint.

Good luck in New York, Chris!
I'm so sorry you were unhappy in Korea. You're a badass little dude, I know this is not the last time we hear from you.

GOOD LUCK, BATTLE!



Thanks for all the crack and kickass music. I sincerely hope for a comeback someday. ♥

I can't believe it has come to this. Except for the part where I saw it coming from a mile away.

PANIC AT THE DISCO HAS SPLIT UP.

Or more precisely, Ryan and Jon 'left' due to 'musical differences', but when approximately half of a band's members leave at the same time, I think splitting is a more appropriate expression.

I can't say I'm not sad, but at the same time, I feel like this needed to happen. To say the band has been practically schizophrenic since the second album would be a gross understatement.

Looking forward to the new PatD and Ryan and Jon's new band(?) We shall see.

Rock on, guys. o/

Two Naruto/Sai ficlets for primroseshows, although one is more like Naruto and Sai being Naruto and Sai (hopefully, though I have my doubts) and the other is all omg-Naruto-loves-Sasuke wankery. Um. These boys do not inspire happy sexy tiemz thoughts in me. I SHALL TRY HARDER.

( We're plastic but we still have fun~ )

I've been fucking around with this Arashi yakuza!AU for a while. It's not really going anywhere, but then again, nothing I write these days seems to go anywhere. :Db There's actually a plot and all that stuff, but linearity is for losers.

So Sho is a yakuza bocchan, Ohno is his bodyguard and Nino is a cop who knows his yakuza etiquette, he just doesn't give a shit about it.

( Shenanigans ensue. )

Of course Ohmiya are destined and perfectly in synch.

( They aren't star-crossed lovers, but the fucked up factor is similar. )

MatsuAiba is alive and well, it just needs to be written.

Ugh, okay, just ignore me.

It's not that I was that big of a fan or anything, but I did grow up on his music. The very first CD my parents bought when we got our first player was HIStory. This is so fucked up.

R.I.P.
Michael Jackson
1958 - 2009

Oh, Gerard. I would have been sorely disappointed in you if you'd ended up naming your daughter something normal.

Welcome to the world, Bandit Lee Way!

Seriously, Gerard Way is a dad. Guys, I'm getting old.

Something In The Attic
Arashi :: Sho/Nino/Ohno
AU | PG-13
Inspired by the BBC3 show Being Human.

part 1 | 2 | 3

( Nino is a complete and utter pack rat. )

Latest Shukudai-kun, anyone? The part where Ohno pulls a Naruse on Sho and Sho is blatantly enjoying it might be my favorite thing in the entire world. (Also, Ohno imitating Sho. sgafd WHY IS HE PICKING ON SHO WITHOUT PROMPTING FROM ANYONE AND WHY IS IT SO AMAZING?)

"I can't believe you just did that in front of all those people!" Sho hisses at Ohno as soon as they are in private.

More or less.

"You guys... " Sho starts, trailing off with a long-suffering sigh when Aiba and Jun's giggling just seems to intensify in the face of Sho's pain.

Ohno blinks adorably. "What?"

Sho resists the urge to kick him, because Ohno is too cute for words even if Sho knows he is the Devil, indeed it would be very immature and un-idol-like.

"It's alright, Sho-chan," Nino says in his ear, and Sho almost jumps out of his skin because he never actually noticed Nino sneaking up on him from behind. "I'm sure no one noticed that you were about to come in your pants."

"We did!" Aiba pipes in.

Jun chortles.

"What is it?" Ohno asks again, oh so innocently.

"I- I am not going to say it!" Sho exclaims, all too aware of his whole retarded group watching him.

And then Satoshi moves and there is that damn smirk again, that knowing little tug at the corner of his mouth, and his pretty eyes are all narrow and dark and looking right at Sho, freezing him in his place. He leans in close, so close Sho can practically feel his breath on his own lips and says, in a low, low voice, "Ah, you meant this?"

Sho makes a tiny, pathetic whimpering sound.

"Touché," Nino concludes gleefully. "Amazing as always, Naruse-san."

Aiba and Jun howl.

/RANDOM

THE ANONYMOUS WRITING FEEDBACK MEME

I'm aware of the facts that I have terrible grammar, my plots do not exist have a tendency to trail off into ~*~oblivion~*~ and I never quite get around to writing THE GOOD PARTS *wink wink*, but anyway, curiosity killed the writer? Go wild!

Something In The Attic
Arashi :: Sho/Nino/Ohno
AU | PG-13
Inspired by the BBC3 show Being Human.

part 1 | 2

( There's something different about Nino lately. )

Seriously you guys, how is no one watching Being Human? I mean, I love Merlin and all, but I was completely and utterly addicted to BH in about 5 minutes. Or less.



WITHOUT SPOILING TOO MUCH: ~ set in Bristol ~ Mitchell is a vampire (he was turned in WWI, so he's over a hundred  years old) who decides to live like a normal human being, i.e. stop drinking blood and associating with other vampires. He promptly adopts George, a newbie werewolf who has no idea what's happening to him. They both get jobs as hospital orderlies and rent a house which is supposedly haunted. Turns out, it is haunted by the girl who died there a couple months ago. Annie is delighted there are finally other people--er, creatures--who can see her, and so she stops all haunting activities and 'allows' the boys to stay. AND THEN THERE IS DOMESTIC BLISS. Also, evil vampires and their plans of world domination, vampire sex (which is so fucking gross, uuugh, I love British television forever), random werewolves and ghosts, Annie discovering why she's stuck here etc. etc.

AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, I could never, ever re-create the sort of bromance Mitchell and George have going on.
asgdfgas Mitchell is totally awesome in that he seriously starts hitting on anything that moves. And George is a Jewish werewolf. Thus the term "werewolf guilt" is born.

And Annie, is just awfully adorable. She seriously watches the boys in their sleep when she's bored. And, like, makes tea she can't actually drink. And leaves the cups all over the house.

Annie > any other chick on TV ever

AND THEN THEY ARE OT3.

Something In The Attic
Arashi :: Sho/Nino/Ohno
AU | PG-13
Inspired by the BBC3 show Being Human.

part 1

( The closer the full moon gets, the stronger the scent of blood is to Sho. )

Something In The Attic
Arashi :: Sho/Nino/Ohno
AU | PG-13

Nino is a vampire. Sho is a werewolf. Ohno is a ghost. Hilarity ensues.

Inspired by the BBC3 show Being Human.

( You mean there is a... person. In our attic. )

Nino is a wish-granting fairy for rinalin
Nino, Jun, ninja!Ohmiya | PG | 265 words

( o1 )

Sho's sister is getting married for maiaide
Sho/Nino | PG | 328 words

( o2 )

happenstanc3: AHAHAHAHA NINO WAS TOTALLY CHATTING UP BOA.
primroseshows: NINO/BOA FIC PLZ
happenstanc3: I- I AM TOO BIASED, I'M AFRAID. D: D: D: See, DBSK were there, so I would have to get into how Boa and Jaejoong are ~*~BEST FRIENDS FOREVER~*~ and how Yoochun has had this embarrassing crush on Boa since before their debut and how Boa and Yunho like to GAZE INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES MEANINGFULLY whenever they are in a room, and by the time I got to mentioning Nino... well, that would be longer than what I have the patience to write. *emo*
primroseshows: No one here (read: me) is voting against an Arashi/DBSK/BoA crackfest meet up just sayin'

THAT SAID, I'm not even CLOSE to Nino/Boa. What I have is... Jaejoong, Boa and Changmin stalking Arashi?

( Er. I really don't even know. )

I think I'm done with the rarepair meme. Um. The first two are probably never going to be finished. And the last one is just asdfgkl I am not very good at this slutty biz, obviously. :/

Eita/Ryo | PG | 718 words

( 01 )


Toma/Jun (& ohsoninja Ohmiya) | PG | 526 words

( 02 )

Aiba/Sho/Yoko | PG-13 | 527 words

( 03 )

Kim Jaejoong/Kusano | R | 366 words

( 04 )

Fooling around with the Random Word Generator.

( 'Virtue', Ohmiya + life/Sho, PG )

( 'Credibility', OT5 + more life/Sho, because it is obviously my OTP, PG )